About Us

We Built the Firm
We Wished Existed.

Kobra Media Group was founded on a simple observation: 8-figure eCommerce brands were making $10M+ capital allocation decisions based on data they couldn't trust.

Our Mission

Measurement Clarity That
Moves Capital.

The analytics and attribution landscape has become impossibly fragmented. GA4 says one thing. Meta says another. Google says a third. Your MER tells a completely different story. And somewhere in that chaos, millions of dollars are being misallocated every quarter.

We exist to solve that problem. Not by managing ads, but by building the measurement infrastructure that gives you a single source of truth — and the advisory layer that tells you exactly what to do with it.

"We don't manage ads. We architect revenue measurement systems that give you the clarity to allocate capital with confidence — and the reporting to defend every dollar to your board."

Kobra Media Group

Our Principles

How We Think.
How We Work.

Measurement First

Every recommendation we make is grounded in data. We don't guess — we model, test, and validate before advising capital allocation.

Radical Transparency

We tell you what your data actually says — even when it contradicts what your platforms are reporting. Especially then.

Investor-Grade Rigor

Our reporting is built to withstand PE scrutiny. If it can't hold up in a board meeting, we don't put it in a dashboard.

Capital Efficiency

We measure success in incremental revenue unlocked and budget waste eliminated — not in dashboards built or reports delivered.

Who We Work With

We Work With a
Specific Type of Brand.

Our engagements are high-touch, high-impact, and deliberately limited. We work with a small number of brands at any given time — which means we're selective about who we take on.

Ideal Client Profile

  • $10M–$100M annual revenue
  • $2M–$20M annual media spend
  • Running Google, Meta, Programmatic, or Retail Media
  • Experiencing attribution chaos or reporting fragmentation
  • PE-backed or founder-led growth stage
  • No in-house advanced analytics capability

Sound like a fit?

Let's spend 30 minutes auditing your current measurement stack.

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